“Sex can be fun… when you’re old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N’ Roses concert, you’re gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, ”They’re not gonna want to buy the whole friggin’ ice cream truck when you’re handing out the popsicles for free!”.”
(I Just) Died in Your Arms (Cutting Crew)
Written by Nick Van Eede
